Chaos Magic: PFS Staff sort Celebs into Hogwarts Houses
With the new FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE screening at the PFS Bourse, we’ve got Hogwarts on the brain. With a celeb-stacked cast, we start wondering what houses other celebs would fit in. We don’t fancy ourselves much of a Sorting Hat, we’re more of a Sorting Beanie with a perfectly good imagination.
We’ve assembled a PFS Hogwarts House Sorting Committee, with representatives from each house, to curate the list below.
Applied for a janitor job at a school he did not recognize, ended up at Hogwarts
from the Slytherin family, but a muggle (AKA a squibb)
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*Disclaimer: We have no affiliation with Hogwarts or the Wizarding World… that we know of. Please don’t come for us, these are just our opinions.