CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through this flick
Nary a soul will survive a murder robot named St. Nick.
As our heroine Tori, drunk and horny with glee,
Learns that no one is safe on this Christmas Eve.
Her group of friends are all ready to hang.
Even her employee Robbie is looking to bang.
As they trade quips and diss obscure bands,
They won’t notice the ax-wielding, rosy-cheeked man.
As each clever kill yields a terrified laugh,
The relentless carnage becomes a yuletide bloodbath.
From filmmaker Joe Begos, of Bliss and VFW fame,
A new Christmas horror classic; it’s all in the name.
CAST: Riley Dandy, Sam Delich, Jonah Ray, Dora Madison
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